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What Can We Blame 2Legs For?


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#1 Mr. Dreadful

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Posted 03 October 2011 - 08:16 PM

I blame 2legs for the Foop. <winkeye>
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Posted 03 October 2011 - 09:19 PM

I blame 2legs that our smilies are not working here <winekey>
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Posted 03 October 2011 - 09:55 PM

I blame 2legs for insomnia, this forum's iPad unfriendliness and early morning teaching tomorrow.

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Posted 03 October 2011 - 10:30 PM

I blame 2legs for computers melting in the heat... people melting in the heat... and my door warping in the heat and refusing to close.. I also blame 2legs for my no longer knowing what day it is...

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Posted 04 October 2011 - 07:05 AM

I blame 2legs for puppies and their endless fascination with shoes, slippers, and footwear in general.

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Posted 04 October 2011 - 07:25 AM

I blame 2legs for inebriation, and resulting lack of sleep.

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Posted 04 October 2011 - 08:08 AM

i just blame 2legs for my chickens laying 32 eggs

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Posted 04 October 2011 - 10:42 AM

I blame 2legs for stopid dating ads, my neighbour's WLAN disconnecting me constantly and the fancy automated telephone thingamajig my GP's surgery sports nowadays. It's completely impossible to get hold of anyone there.

"All avaiable connections are currently busy, please call at a later occasion."

Maybe I should also blame 2legs for not installing my brave new router. It's still in its box two weeks after purchase. He really should had time to fix it by now. <cross>

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Posted 04 October 2011 - 11:59 AM

I blame 2legs for life, the universe, everything.

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Posted 04 October 2011 - 03:24 PM

I blame 2legs for not being able to download a photo of myself and for my upstairs neighbour using a megaphone that is connected to loud speakers whenever she is talking on the telephone.
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Posted 04 October 2011 - 08:25 PM

I blame 2legs for the local post office not selling standard stamps in batches any smaller than 100's.

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Posted 04 October 2011 - 09:01 PM

I blame 2legs for me not being able to upload an avatar picture.

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Posted 05 October 2011 - 02:42 PM

I blame 2legs for a heap of things, that the new printer I bought is still in its packaging and I should have printed something urgent with it yesterday.

That I have a sore throat, and feel carp. Oh and something else <sigh>
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Posted 05 October 2011 - 08:10 PM

I blame 2 Legs for me not being able to see the moon at night.
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Posted 05 October 2011 - 09:19 PM

I blame 2legs for the 42-ish hours it takes for the new home to be ready.
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Posted 05 October 2011 - 10:09 PM

I blame 2legs for my assignment being barely started, the thorn embedded in my finger and all the fudge being eaten :/

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Posted 07 October 2011 - 12:29 PM

I blame 2legs for my newly acquired allergy to mustard and there being Caesar salad with mustard in the dressing as my airline meal. Thank bob for antihistamines!
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Posted 07 October 2011 - 09:34 PM

I blame 2legs for getting me here and not telling me how I can find anybody I know.

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Posted 07 October 2011 - 09:41 PM

I blame 2Legs for my sister getting a parking ticket.
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Posted 08 October 2011 - 07:35 AM

I blame 2legs for not showing scorp the tab which says [Members] from which he can lookup his long lost h2g2 pals.

I blame 2legs for me guessing that scorp is a 'he' and not being entirely sure. I blame 2legs about my lack of certainty about many things in general.
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Posted 08 October 2011 - 11:07 AM

I blame 2legs for the-not-overwhelming-friendliness between present and past Lair Cats.

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HSC demands to be In Charge, which is not easily accepted by Leopardess, and Lynx is being hit by the Paw every now and then. Li'lkitty hides in bookshelves or whereever... It's like being à kindergarten teacher...
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Posted 08 October 2011 - 08:43 PM

I blame 2legs for Mister Nerd having purchased and installed a gizmo that converts our overgrown toaster oven into a proofing oven. I blame 2legs that this will permit unprecedented quantities of fresh homemade bread. I blame 2legs for his part in convincing Mister Nerd that bread baking would be an excellent idea. I blame 2legs that I haven't baked bread from scratch, without the aid of a bread machine, in years.

I blame 2legs for bread machine bread, the bread machine that died, and the untimely death of the bread machine which left us with a partly used jar of bread machine yeast. I blame 2legs that I'm going to use that yeast to make non-bread-machine pizza dough anyway, and I'm preemptively blaming 2legs just in case bread machine yeast isn't suitable.

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Posted 08 October 2011 - 09:06 PM

Well, I'm a Newbie...

And I blame 2legs for not having a backbone.... I have no idea about the history of 2legs but obviously it's an old gag, and one that privately I agree with. After all it has to be someone's fault...

But,

I do have some sympathy for the chap...where is he? Stand up for your self..defend the principal....

Has he no say in the matter? Did he do something so terrible that it can no longer be mentioned? Has he become a bit of a mythological legend? If the truth were told, would it spoil the fun??

I want to know, and I blame 2legs!

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Posted 08 October 2011 - 09:19 PM

And I blame 2legs for not having a backbone....


Of course that's your right but I think you're probably mistaken on this point. At this time of a Saturday evening it's not so much his backbone which might be in question it'll be his legs. And perhaps his memory….

I blame 2legs for Lewis Hamilton being only third on the grid at Suzuka.

And I blame 2legs for making me forget to welcome you. Welcome rosie from the home of the oatcake.
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Posted 08 October 2011 - 09:59 PM

I blame 2legs for legendary status, and for the difficulty of the questions on millionpounddrop

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Posted 08 October 2011 - 10:30 PM

Where the hell is 2legs anyway? I register my first official complaint on this discussion- I blame 2legs for me not knowing where 2legs is. Or being able to properly explain to Rosie (Hello!) why we have this ridiculous question because it's something I have always known about but never bothered to question.




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