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#1 Mrs Zen

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Posted 06 October 2011 - 08:04 PM

Once upon a time....
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Posted 06 October 2011 - 08:13 PM

When we all lived in the forest...

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Posted 06 October 2011 - 08:21 PM

... in a house made of anchovy pizzas and cans of Red Bull, we heard...
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Posted 06 October 2011 - 10:21 PM

the sound of one hand clapping.

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Posted 06 October 2011 - 10:52 PM

Then faintly at first but growing ever stronger the saxophone notes of Charles Miller blending eerily with the harmonica of Lee Oskar.

War had started.
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Posted 07 October 2011 - 11:24 AM

It was the cola war, with Pepsi doing the first salvo.
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Posted 07 October 2011 - 11:31 AM

Ppfffshshshshshshs!
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Posted 07 October 2011 - 02:18 PM

As the brave colaistas stood by with their packets of "mentos" (do polos work too?)

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Posted 07 October 2011 - 08:56 PM

which they ate and it caused them to transform into X-men giant 7 foot tall Hobbits.
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Posted 07 October 2011 - 10:49 PM

Unfortunately it started to rain and all the helpers went and stood under them for shelter. Which, in retrospect, this was not a good move, because ...
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Posted 09 October 2011 - 10:41 AM

No matter how hard they tried, things just kept on getting worse. Suddenly...

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Posted 09 October 2011 - 10:49 AM

.... the sound of heavy heavy feet came through the forest.

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THUD

THUD

It was the Irn Bru Man, made in Scotland, from Girrrrrrrrrrdrrrrrrrrrrss.

*ahem* he coughed, surprisingly diffidently for one so large and girder-y

"I wonder if you could help me......"
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Posted 09 October 2011 - 03:08 PM

"but I'm trying to get back to Loch Morlich in the Cairngorms to take part in a Runrig Concert...."
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Posted 09 October 2011 - 03:39 PM

The Irn(Iron, perhaps?) Bru Man looked at my sternly while shaking his head and said:

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Posted 09 October 2011 - 03:54 PM

"It's a braw bricht moonlicht nicht the nicht, der yer ken Jock."
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Posted 09 October 2011 - 05:05 PM

HARK!

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Posted 09 October 2011 - 11:22 PM

...the bleedin' herald angels sing" said Dan with a world-weary and only slightly cliched sigh, "You bloody soft-drink avatars, you mass-market gods, you think that with a pffsss and a sugar rush you're going to consume the world. They may all be thronging around you now with a hyperglycaemic shine in their eyes and a sticky prayer on their lips, but wait until...

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Posted 10 October 2011 - 04:36 PM

"they get you to come to their Women's Rural Institute meetings.............."
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Posted 10 October 2011 - 10:06 PM

"you'll be stuck practising sponge cake till you can't see any-more and don't even mention what they do with scones...."

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Posted 10 October 2011 - 10:26 PM

or knitting blanket squares for poor deprived hairless cats."

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Posted 11 October 2011 - 01:33 PM

"Then there will be flower arranging classes along with classes learning how to defend oneself by learning an unique form of martial arts which involves the use of handbags, and pastry rolling pins as weapons."
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Posted 11 October 2011 - 01:38 PM

"never underestimate a well placed rolling pin"

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#23 Mrs Zen

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Posted 11 October 2011 - 01:51 PM

Irn Bru man looked decidedly nervous at this. And gulped. Have you ever seen a drink being gulped?
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Posted 11 October 2011 - 02:36 PM

"No, but I have seen a frying pan panic at the thought of being used in making pancakes that are across between rock cakes and crumpets filled with pieces of rock."

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#25 Mrs Zen

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Posted 11 October 2011 - 02:45 PM

The fizzy drink jumped!

"Who said that?" it gurgled.
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Posted 11 October 2011 - 02:57 PM

Peering over the nervous fizzy drink, Irn Bru let out a mighty "FOOOP" and said:

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