Jump to content





Photo

Excuses


  • Please log in to reply
173 replies to this topic

#1 randomlyrandom23

randomlyrandom23

    Teachers pet

  • Forum Moderator
  • 2008 posts
  • LocationWorkington, Cumbria

Posted 08 January 2011 - 12:39 PM

Rules are simple.. Post a demand, then the next poster will give an excuse for not doing it starting wiht the word but.. and put their own demand for the next poster. Be as weird and funny as you like with your demands/answers.

Example: (post 1) Catch on fire!
(post 2) But I like to be cold
Sing 10 green bottles!

(post 3) But I can't count backwards
take a closeup pic of a rabid dog!

(post 4) But I have no film for my camera

etc etc

To start us off then..

Go make me a coffee!

randomlyrandom23 / Erica

Email me



#2 SilentWolf

SilentWolf

    Resident Oracle

  • Members
  • 1283 posts
  • Chat Name:SilentWolf
  • LocationUK

Posted 08 January 2011 - 12:45 PM

I have no coffee

Make me a bacon butty

#3 randomlyrandom23

randomlyrandom23

    Teachers pet

  • Forum Moderator
  • 2008 posts
  • LocationWorkington, Cumbria

Posted 08 January 2011 - 01:08 PM

But I have no bread

Do the hula while standing on one leg

randomlyrandom23 / Erica

Email me


#4 SilentWolf

SilentWolf

    Resident Oracle

  • Members
  • 1283 posts
  • Chat Name:SilentWolf
  • LocationUK

Posted 08 January 2011 - 03:14 PM

I have no legs

Make the sound of a duck

#5 Crazy_Nutter

Crazy_Nutter

    Makes friends easily

  • Members
  • 609 posts
  • LocationUK

Posted 08 January 2011 - 04:24 PM

but i lost my voice

jump up and down on the bed :P

#6 randomlyrandom23

randomlyrandom23

    Teachers pet

  • Forum Moderator
  • 2008 posts
  • LocationWorkington, Cumbria

Posted 08 January 2011 - 08:07 PM

But the pixies stole the springs out of the mattress :(

Dance with the devil!

randomlyrandom23 / Erica

Email me


#7 gwen1

gwen1

    Clogdancer

  • Members
  • 702 posts
  • LocationThe Netherlands

Posted 08 January 2011 - 10:50 PM

but I did that already yesterday!

Speak Dutch to me ! :lol:
gwen1

#8 randomlyrandom23

randomlyrandom23

    Teachers pet

  • Forum Moderator
  • 2008 posts
  • LocationWorkington, Cumbria

Posted 08 January 2011 - 11:54 PM

But the only dutch i speak is double dutch

go make some cakes :D

randomlyrandom23 / Erica

Email me


#9 Crazy_Nutter

Crazy_Nutter

    Makes friends easily

  • Members
  • 609 posts
  • LocationUK

Posted 09 January 2011 - 12:57 AM

but i cant cause gwen1 will eat them all :o

bring me some chocolate

#10 Lea2975

Lea2975

    linguist extraordinaire

  • Members
  • 2884 posts
  • Chat Name:Lea2975
  • LocationWest Yorkshire

Posted 09 January 2011 - 02:40 PM

but that means me spending money

go bring the unicorns in from the field!

You can make mistakes in life but it is how you deal with them that makes you a better person or a worse person.


#11 randomlyrandom23

randomlyrandom23

    Teachers pet

  • Forum Moderator
  • 2008 posts
  • LocationWorkington, Cumbria

Posted 09 January 2011 - 02:55 PM

But they're invisible

go make a potion out of frogs brains

randomlyrandom23 / Erica

Email me


#12 Lea2975

Lea2975

    linguist extraordinaire

  • Members
  • 2884 posts
  • Chat Name:Lea2975
  • LocationWest Yorkshire

Posted 09 January 2011 - 03:31 PM

but that's incredibly gross, though would depend what the potion is for.

make a love potion and give it to the man/woman of your dreams

You can make mistakes in life but it is how you deal with them that makes you a better person or a worse person.


#13 randomlyrandom23

randomlyrandom23

    Teachers pet

  • Forum Moderator
  • 2008 posts
  • LocationWorkington, Cumbria

Posted 09 January 2011 - 03:43 PM

But I'm done with love :o

put a wardrobe on your head and dance the conga

randomlyrandom23 / Erica

Email me


#14 Lea2975

Lea2975

    linguist extraordinaire

  • Members
  • 2884 posts
  • Chat Name:Lea2975
  • LocationWest Yorkshire

Posted 09 January 2011 - 04:38 PM

but my wardrobe is an inbuilt one...

throw your hands up in the air and balance a chihuahua on your nose

You can make mistakes in life but it is how you deal with them that makes you a better person or a worse person.


#15 xXPoohXx

xXPoohXx

    Teachers pet

  • Forum Admin
  • 2978 posts
  • LocationSomerset

Posted 10 January 2011 - 10:41 AM

but i've only got a rotteweiller

bring me sunshine in a jar

Geplaatste afbeelding
Noesis Forum Admin - Staff
Chat Navigator (Noesis UK)
Email me


#16 randomlyrandom23

randomlyrandom23

    Teachers pet

  • Forum Moderator
  • 2008 posts
  • LocationWorkington, Cumbria

Posted 10 January 2011 - 03:55 PM

But the sun would melt the jar

count the blades of grass in your garden

randomlyrandom23 / Erica

Email me


#17 Crazy_Nutter

Crazy_Nutter

    Makes friends easily

  • Members
  • 609 posts
  • LocationUK

Posted 10 January 2011 - 08:59 PM

but it would take to long :P

take me to the cinema



#18 randomlyrandom23

randomlyrandom23

    Teachers pet

  • Forum Moderator
  • 2008 posts
  • LocationWorkington, Cumbria

Posted 10 January 2011 - 09:34 PM

But there's nothing good on

buy me a winning lottery ticket :D

randomlyrandom23 / Erica

Email me


#19 Crazy_Nutter

Crazy_Nutter

    Makes friends easily

  • Members
  • 609 posts
  • LocationUK

Posted 10 January 2011 - 10:29 PM

But i want the wining ticket :P

Take the kids to the park :P

#20 Lea2975

Lea2975

    linguist extraordinaire

  • Members
  • 2884 posts
  • Chat Name:Lea2975
  • LocationWest Yorkshire

Posted 10 January 2011 - 10:46 PM

but i don't have any kids

go have fun in the Hold with ratty ;)

You can make mistakes in life but it is how you deal with them that makes you a better person or a worse person.


#21 Crazy_Nutter

Crazy_Nutter

    Makes friends easily

  • Members
  • 609 posts
  • LocationUK

Posted 10 January 2011 - 10:56 PM

but he scares me :o

donate 5,000 to me :S27:

#22 randomlyrandom23

randomlyrandom23

    Teachers pet

  • Forum Moderator
  • 2008 posts
  • LocationWorkington, Cumbria

Posted 11 January 2011 - 08:54 AM

But I'd rather buy a new wardrobe with $5,000 and the clothing to go in it ;) ooooo and shoes!

Go dress up like an elf and dance around a tree

randomlyrandom23 / Erica

Email me


#23 xXPoohXx

xXPoohXx

    Teachers pet

  • Forum Admin
  • 2978 posts
  • LocationSomerset

Posted 11 January 2011 - 10:39 AM

but my angel wings wont fit into an elf costume.

show me an incy wincy teeny weeny yellow polkadot bikini

Geplaatste afbeelding
Noesis Forum Admin - Staff
Chat Navigator (Noesis UK)
Email me


#24 gwen1

gwen1

    Clogdancer

  • Members
  • 702 posts
  • LocationThe Netherlands

Posted 11 January 2011 - 01:42 PM

but I dont like bikini's, specially yellow polka dots ones that are incy wincy teeny and weeny ;P

Do the cooking for me tonight!
gwen1

#25 xXPoohXx

xXPoohXx

    Teachers pet

  • Forum Admin
  • 2978 posts
  • LocationSomerset

Posted 11 January 2011 - 03:34 PM

but i cant get to the airport in time to catch the flight over to you

send me snowflakes in a brown paper bag

Geplaatste afbeelding
Noesis Forum Admin - Staff
Chat Navigator (Noesis UK)
Email me


#26 Lea2975

Lea2975

    linguist extraordinaire

  • Members
  • 2884 posts
  • Chat Name:Lea2975
  • LocationWest Yorkshire

Posted 11 January 2011 - 05:46 PM

but you'd just get a bag of brown mulch.

Take me for a night out ;)

You can make mistakes in life but it is how you deal with them that makes you a better person or a worse person.





0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users