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#1 SilentWolf

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Posted 23 February 2014 - 02:07 PM

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Q: What does a nosey pepper do?

A: Gets jalapeno business!

 

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An Impasta

 

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A: An Investigator

 

Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?

A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!

 

Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"

A: "You can't tuna fish."

 

Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?

A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!

 

Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock?

A: It went back four seconds.

 

Q: What do you call a boy who finally stood up to the bullies?

A: An ambulance.

 

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A: Spoiled milk.

 

Q: Did you hear about that new broom?

A: It's sweeping the nation! 

 

 




#2 livinggod29

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Posted 12 November 2015 - 06:19 AM

Two well dressed lawyers went to an expensive restaurant...

Ordered 2 drinks

and then got sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat them...

Waitress: Sorry Sir !!! But you can't eat your OWN food here... Its against the rules ...

The lawyers quietly looked at each other and

EXCHANGED their sandwiches continued their meals !!!

( You can trust lawyers to find loopholes in any rules)...






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