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#85254 Lobsters

Posted by Pants-Of-Destruction on 17 March 2018 - 10:23 PM

Big ones.

#36920 Christmas Cake

Posted by Pants-Of-Destruction on 15 November 2011 - 08:02 PM

woohoo, 2 people said Hull. We don't get a lot of publicity here.

#36691 What Really Grates My Cheese

Posted by Pants-Of-Destruction on 14 November 2011 - 12:02 AM

Textspeak, or txtspk, SMSish, whatever you want to call it. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr. It grates my cheese, honey roasts my ham, whisks my eggs, and totally grills my turkeyburgers.

#36396 Londongeoff

Posted by Pants-Of-Destruction on 10 November 2011 - 05:21 PM

so his real name is phase 2? Funky. Much better than my real name

#34360 What Really Grates My Cheese

Posted by Pants-Of-Destruction on 20 October 2011 - 08:22 AM

I usually buy it already grated.

Ohhh, I seeeeee. Sorry. Mine's probably people who don't understand questions.

#34249 Men Vs Women

Posted by Pants-Of-Destruction on 19 October 2011 - 12:25 AM

I don't hide behind my keyboard. It's not big enough. But I do hide behind a wookiee outfit....comes in very handy at this time of year. Nice and warm

#29496 Trying007

Posted by Pants-Of-Destruction on 05 October 2011 - 04:04 PM

I'm glad she's got a big bobble on that door hook, that could be dangerous.

#27501 Snow Is Coming....

Posted by Pants-Of-Destruction on 28 September 2011 - 08:47 AM


If I have to shift this much snow again, I'm not using a teaspoon this time

#26152 Christmas Wish

Posted by Pants-Of-Destruction on 16 September 2011 - 06:40 PM

A job
A wig
Plastic surgery vouchers
Oh, and Jurassic Park on blu ray

Cheers Santa!

#25673 Severe Gales To Batter Britain As Hurricane Katia Crosses The Atlantic

Posted by Pants-Of-Destruction on 12 September 2011 - 07:39 PM

I've lost 3 fence panels so far, they're in someone else's garden now, I think.

And, my hair seems to have been blown off. Now there may be photographic evidence to suggest it went prior to this wind, but that's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

#25204 How to use a Forum

Posted by Pants-Of-Destruction on 09 September 2011 - 09:56 PM

Only way i can think of as to how viewing a forum could cause physical injury would be if you kept headbutting your screen as you were reading it.

Am I not supposed to do that then??? Is this why I go through 47 laptops a week? Damn, I could have used that money to learn to fly a helicopter or something. Thank you for posting this.

By the way, I've only died 6 times. So it's not THAT dangerous. Just expensive.

#24503 Describe Your Partner's Personality In Five Words!

Posted by Pants-Of-Destruction on 06 September 2011 - 11:23 PM


#23083 Colour Scheme

Posted by Pants-Of-Destruction on 24 August 2011 - 02:08 PM

I always feel a bit depressed when I see at the bottom of the main page that I'm a boring old member in black, and all the cool people have colours. Can you create a category for idiots, and make it a different colour? I want to feel special, as well as being 'special' .